she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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