I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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