Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
