You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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