went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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