Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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