I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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