party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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