what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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