belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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