What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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