STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
as a side note pls kill me
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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