Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
did you just send me my own nude
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
