i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
