and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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