Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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