Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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