Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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