I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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