i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
