i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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