Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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