I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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