Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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