was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's shark week go big or go home
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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