Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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