Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Everyone says I win the strip club
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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