so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just sucked dick on a ferry
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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