why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
