If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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