So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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