They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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