Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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