Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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