Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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