I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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