I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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