i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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