So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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