...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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