Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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