Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
