At least make sure they are 18
Why
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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