U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
two words...techno handjob
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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