this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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