My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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