oh fat girl friday strikes again...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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