They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Randomize
