Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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