I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
