I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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