This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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