I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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