party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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