How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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